march 13rd - zombie apocalypse

Since we are homebound, Daddy figured we should get a few items from the grocery store. Apparently, a few other people had the same idea. No meat to be found at Wegmans besides chicken livers. Even in a pandemic, people don’t eat that crap. Fortunately, we have plenty of food in our house and the fresh fruit and vegetables that we needed were plentiful...except bananas. Mommy arrived at the realization (with Daddy’s help) we were going to be stuck in the house for a LONG time. She went batshit crazy and forced us to go to Nomad for one last meal...and perhaps an early death. The place was hoppin’.  I guess when the White House downplays the severity of the crisis for months, people didn’t really take last night’s announcement seriously. We’re all gonna die!