Alex had a field trip to the Philadelphia Zoo today and Daddy was a chaperone. Luckily, Makani’s dad went too so we could tag team our two groups of three kids. Each of us had a kid who any normal human would suspect is deaf...because they both listened to directions for shit. If I had a nickel for every time one of us said the name Braydon or Shin, I would be buying a small island. The normals had a good time and Alex was very happy to have Daddy along for the trip. Home. Aspirin. Beer. Reflect on how happy I am my kids aren’t nuts.
