Now that Mommy is officially a social outcast, we had the rest of the family tested. You guessed it…gave it to Daddy. Kids are all robots and are still negative. We are also slowly getting news that people who were at friendsgiving are testing positive. We all have our own wall of tracking to find out who is patient zero. Two Burgers, three Drebys, five Angeluccis, and five Schaefers in total…’rona, she’s a bitch. Even though I am infected with a novel virus that has taken the lives of a million people, Mommy still has us driving around town to get a Christmas tree.
